Business
THE RESULTS EPIDEMIC
Invited to a major gathering of business and economics, La DdC attends Professor Paul Marcus de La Barrière’s lecture on the Results Epidemic and the Fundamental Law of the Next Result.
« ** A result does not create another result: it creates something far more dangerous—the need for the next result. ** »
The teamovore produces nothing: it digests available time
In Crestignac, La DdC identifies the teamovore, a professional predator that absorbs other people’s available time through a succession of Teams meetings.
« I won’t be able to make any progress this afternoon. I’m being teamovored until 5 pm. »
La DdC presents the CIS: at last, measuring what moves nothing
The Duchess of Crestignac presents the CIS, the official indicator measuring a sentence’s ability to prompt no intellectual movement whatsoever, despite its apparent depth.
« ** It governs the conditions of governance. ** »