Crestignac Territory
I Don’t Give a Bump
At the grand fair in Crestignac, the Duchess joins the residents on the bumper cars, accompanied by Buskin and the official warthog, before handing out pralines and visiting the La DdC boutique.
Her Highness Sets the Salaminouilles’ Hips Swaying
A surprise guest at Saliman’s concert, La DdC treats Crestignac to a sway of the hips that leaves its institutions shaken.
« I do not dance to follow the rhythm. I dance so that the rhythm knows where we are going. »
La DdC and the Presidential Nouple
A political photo-novel: La DdC enshrines the nouple in the Constitution, becomes president and establishes the first universal presidential nouple at the Élysée.
- 1. Vous êtes combien? — Cela dépend des jours.
- 2. Ajoutons des pages. La République en a connu d’autres.
- 3. Le couple divisait la France en deux. Le nouple la réunira autant de fois que nécessaire.
La DdC at the Bar du Commerce — A Photo Story
An almost ordinary evening in Crestignac: La DdC heads down to the Bar du Commerce, catches up with Robert and Paulo, puts the world to rights, samples the vulvinettes and rides off on her scooter in the early hours.
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