Crestignac Territory

Crestignac — The Wedding Mobilising the Duchy

Official announcement of the marriage of Claudia de Crestignac and Olivier, the prince's full titles, the ceremony, N as witness and the granting of a duchy.

YO, I MEGA-VIBED WITH POMPUDOI

A school trip to the Centre Pompudoi de Crestignac reveals unexpected advances in French among the CrestigniaKind: since everyone understands them, the ministry is questioning the point of continuing to teach them a more complicated form of French.

« Yo, I mega-vibe with that. »

Crestignacium familium populum acclamat

On her birthday, 22 September, La DdC appears on the balcony with the Prince and their twelve children. The Crestignac family cheers the people who cheer them, beneath the warthog flags.

« ** On 22 September, I do not celebrate my birthday. I allow you to remember it. ** »

Beslama, Apple of My Eye

La DdC supports Besla at his performance of “Beslama, I Would Love You”; an empty seat in the front row becomes her answer to the suitor.

HIS SON CHARGE

Besla de Crestignac, La DdC and the Beslinettes transform Phaco Rock My Deal into a musical ceremony of extraordinary intensity.

« *Phaco, phaco, rock my deal,* »

I Don’t Give a Bump

At the grand fair in Crestignac, the Duchess joins the residents on the bumper cars, accompanied by Buskin and the official warthog, before handing out pralines and visiting the La DdC boutique.

Her Highness Sets the Salaminouilles’ Hips Swaying

A surprise guest at Saliman’s concert, La DdC treats Crestignac to a sway of the hips that leaves its institutions shaken.

« I do not dance to follow the rhythm. I dance so that the rhythm knows where we are going. »

La DdC at the Bar du Commerce — A Photo Story

An almost ordinary evening in Crestignac: La DdC heads down to the Bar du Commerce, catches up with Robert and Paulo, puts the world to rights, samples the vulvinettes and rides off on her scooter in the early hours.