Politics
VULVARIUM SACRUM
Solemn communiqué from the Duchess on cassifestation, irrevocable decrestignation and the preservation of luxilence after a Vulvarium giganticum was destroyed before it could bloom.
Duchifest Yes! Cassifest No!
The Duchess of Crestignac introduces a new doctrine of non-destructive civic protest: duchifesting without cassifesting.
SABLOK LECTURES HIPPOCRATES
Faced with a shortage of doctors, the government launches a reform of the patient pathway.
Let us duchifest! Let us teach duchifestation!
Monsieur Buskin, Crestignac's Minister of Education, delivered his inaugural address on the teaching of duchifestation to the young people of Crestignac.
IN EDUCATE MODE
Buskin offers an initial assessment of linguistic streamlining among young Crestignac residents, drawing on three sentences that blend youth slang, elevated registers and vocabulary from the Dico.
« ** We are not witnessing the impoverishment of language. We are witnessing its streamlining. ** »
AGAINST, WITH YOU
Brian de Bargebousier, a young fop of twenty-five, takes the helm of the opposition in Crestignac and proposes to stand against, alongside its people, carrying forward a modernised version of Bargebousier’s legacy and the principle of stationary momentum.
« For too long, the people of Crestignac have believed they had to choose between being for and being against. That era is over. »
LET’S EDUCATE, LET’S BARGEBOUILLE!
Monsieur Buskin continues his educational mission: rather than combat falling standards, the École de Crestignac now intends to accompany their descent and calmly prepare the Bargebouilles of tomorrow.
« The School must leave no child behind on the path to becoming the [Bargebouille](https://dico.crestignac.com/mot/bargebouille) within. »
5G PROTEST: GAME OVER
Pupils were protesting the ban on mobile phones at school. La DdC heard their demands: she cut off the network.
« **They wanted their digital freedom restored. The Duchess heard their demands. She eliminated the problem.** »
BESLA: LET’S EDUCATE!
In full stage costume, Besla lends his support to Monsieur Buskin’s education policy, sporting a “LET’S EDUCATE!” T-shirt at the Duchess’s Library.
Taking Prices by the Horns
La DdC launches “Taking Prices by the Horns”: a ban on displaying prices to combat the feeling that life is expensive, the creation of the ISVC based on CIS 99.9% standards, testimonies from shoppers and shopkeepers, and the arrival of the crestin.
Come as I you are
La DdC is opening Crestignac to all identities, provided they match those she has already recognised. Everyone remains free to be themselves, subject to benevolent approval.
« ** Come as I you are. ** »
Your Choices Are Your Own
In a solemn declaration, La DdC reminds the people of Crestignac that they are responsible for the choices she makes on their behalf. Buskin is tasked with educating those choices before they are freely embraced.
« You and I are accountable for my words. Who among you can exempt themselves from understanding my writings? »
Let’s Praline! Let’s Educate!
Monsieur Buskin, Crestignac’s Minister of Education, presents his teaching method built on pralines, hands-on learning and a mastery of the basics.
« Unless you have handled a kilogram of sugar, you cannot know that dividing it in two gives you 500 grams. »